20 Reasons Why I Hate Twilight by HeartsNeverBreak, literature
Literature
20 Reasons Why I Hate Twilight
1) It's poorly written. Stephen King can back me up on SMeyer being a horrible writer.
2) Those are not vampires, they're sparkly fags. And by fag, I don't mean gay, I mean fag.
3) Edward is a 107 year old virgin. Can you say pathetic?
4) Bella has no redeeming qualities; she's a very weak main character. Physically she isn't strong. She can't run away right even; she trips too much. She's not smart, either, she's almost brain dead (come on, how long did it take her to figure out Edward was a vampire again?). She's not very pretty. She's not nice; she treats her friends horribly, and wants nothing to do with normal boys who aren't monsters
Thank heavens, my hypno-cat has been restored! i am relieved beyond repair not that relief needs repairing... anyway i hate journals... they're like diaries which are even worse cause you get that whole akward how do i write in this thing without sounding like a fuckwhit
dear diary... [man your sad!!!!] and talk to you later diary [preppy intermediate school dickwad!] yes thats what it sounds like people, 2 day old period and cliché.
I recognize that this whole team sh1te is just an April fools day prank but if the DA paople dont change my avatar back to its original then i am going to be unbeleivably fucked off.why? because i lost all the info on my pc recently and wont be able to get it back if they cant.
and furthermore...
cant i at least have a different team... something unrelated to twilight cause i have a personal vendetta against it... id happily be team gaga for the day.
oh and sorry to the person who i post somthing to... that was when i didnt know it was a prank
and BTW...ITS THE 2nd!!!!! april fools day is over, it's midnight.2:30am to be precise!!